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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- ♪ OHH...

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

8
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

9
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

10
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

11
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪

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[waves crashing]

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[lilting ukulele music]

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♪

24
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- [slurps]

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MAYBE I'LL...
PRACTICE MY CLARINET.

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AH-HE-HE-HEM.

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[playing jazzy tune]

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♪

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- KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE
SQUIDWARD'S PRACTICING

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HIS CLARINET OVER THERE,
DOESN'T IT, GARY?

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GARY?

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WELL, I CAN'T JUST STAND BY
AND LET HIM PRACTICE ALONE.

33
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THEN WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND
AND NEIGHBOR WOULD I BE?

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NOT THAT KIND THAT I...
[metal twangs]

35
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WOULD WANT.

36
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[porthole creaks]

37
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[strumming harmoniously]

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HI, NEIGHBOR!

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♪

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- GRRR!

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[playing faster]

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♪

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[blaring high note]

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[growls and jabbers]

45
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- SHOULD WE TAKE IT
FROM THE TOP?

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- THE DAY I WILLINGLY PRACTICE

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MY MUSICAL ART
WITH YOU

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IS THE DAY I GROW HAIR
ON MY...

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[clapping]

50
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- [chuckles]
LIKE, BRAVO, MAN! BRAVO!

51
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- AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

52
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- ♪ I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ♪

53
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♪ I'LL MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪

54
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♪ I'M THE GUY YOU MADE SMILE
FROM EAR TO EAR ♪

55
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♪ 'CAUSE A SWEET SOUND'S COMING
FROM THIS HERE DIRECTION ♪

56
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♪ THE ENTIRE OCEAN
SHOULD HEAR ♪

57
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♪ NOW WHAT I AM PROPOSING
TO YOU ♪

58
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♪ IS SOMETHING I FEEL
IT IS MY DUTY TO DO ♪

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♪ I'M NOT JUST AN ADMIRER
AND PASSER-BY ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE A CONCERT-PROMOTING
MANAGER GUY ♪

61
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- ♪ ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IS THIS A DREAM? ♪

62
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- ♪ COLONEL CARPER'S THE NAME ♪

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♪ I THINK WE'D MAKE
A GREAT TEAM ♪

64
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♪ YOU AND YOUR MUSICAL
COMPADRE UP THERE ♪

65
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♪ ARE THE NEXT BIG THING,
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR ♪

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♪ SO...
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪

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♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

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♪ WE GO ON TOUR

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♪ TOGETHER WE'LL SET SAIL ♪

70
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♪ ON A MAGICAL
MUSICAL JOURNEY ♪

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[crowd cheers]

72
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♪ WHERE YOU'LL PLAY
FOR AT LEAST A TRILLION ♪

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♪ AND THAT GUY
ON THAT GURNEY ♪

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[bell dings]

75
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[fans scream]
- ♪ SCREAMING FANS

76
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♪ WILL INSISTENTLY CLAP
THEIR HANDS FOR MORE ♪

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♪ AS YOU FLY
THROUGH THE AIR ♪

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♪ DOING YOUR FOURTH
ENCORE ♪

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♪ AND REMEMBER TO BRING
YOUR RAKE ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE NEPTUNE ONLY KNOWS ♪

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♪ THE MONEY WE'LL MAKE ♪
[cha-ching]

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[bang]

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- ♪ DID SOMEONE SAY MONEY?

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♪ I COULD SWEAR
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD ♪

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♪ I'VE GOT SUPER SENSITIVE
HEARING ♪

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♪ WHEN IT COMES
TO THAT WORD ♪

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- ♪ YES, HE SAID MONEY

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♪ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
HE SAID ♪

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♪ FA-A-A-ANS

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♪ AND NOT THE TYPE
THAT BLOWS AIR ♪

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♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING
TOO HOT ♪

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♪ THE TYPE THAT WANTS
YOUR AUTOGRAPH ♪

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♪ ON EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT ♪

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- SIGNATURE, MR. TENTACLES?

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- ♪ AND I HEARD
THE WORD "TEAM" ♪

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♪ WHICH IS SPECIAL TO ME

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♪ 'CAUSE THROUGH THE POWER
OF MUSIC ♪

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♪ THERE'S NO WAY
WE WON'T GET ♪

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♪ TO BOND TOGETHER

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♪ IN THIS SPECIAL DUET

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both: ♪ SO...

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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR

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- UH, EXCUSE ME.

106
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IS THERE ANY WAY
I COULD DO THIS TOUR

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AS A SOLOIST?

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- HMM, LET ME THINK
ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.

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NONE...

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[falsetto]
♪ WHATSOEVER

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♪ THE TOUR MUST CONSIST...
AND I DO PERSIST ♪

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♪ OF THE TALL ONE
WITH HALITOSIS ♪

113
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♪ AND THE SQUARE ONE
WITH THE TALENTED WRIST ♪

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- ♪ A DREAM WRAPPED IN PAIN

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♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER TO SMILE OR POUT ♪

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- ♪ EXCUSE ME, COLONEL

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♪ I'LL BE TAKING OVER
FROM HERE ON OUT ♪

118
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- ♪ BUT IT WAS I
WHO DISCOVERED ♪

119
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♪ THIS SOON-TO-BE-FAMOUS
PAIR ♪

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♪ AND I'M THE ONE
WHO KNOWS ♪

121
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♪ WHAT IT TAKES
TO GET THEM THERE ♪

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♪ YOU'LL NEED A TOUR BUS,
VENUES ♪

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♪ GOTTA BUILD A BUZZ

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♪ YOU NEED EQUIPMENT
AND ROADIES TOO ♪

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♪ I'M THE EXPERT
OF ALL THINGS ♪

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♪ CONCERT-PROMOTIONALLY
SPEAKING ♪

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♪ YOU HAVE NO INKLING

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♪ YOU HAVE NO CLUE

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[whirring]

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- ♪ THANKS FOR ALL
THE GREAT TIPS ♪

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♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
ON YOUR WAY ♪

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♪ GOOD-BYE

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♪ GOOD LUCK
HAVE A NICE DAY ♪

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♪ SO...

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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR!

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UP AND AT 'EM, BOYS.

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WE GOT A TOUR
TO PUT ON.

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- [grunting]

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WHEW! CHANGING THE OIL
IN THE SCHOOL BUSMOBILE

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SURE IS A PAIN IN THE...
[engine rumbles]

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WHAT THE...

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STOP!

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THIEF!

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[tires screech]

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- MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

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[grunts]

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TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT...
CHECK.

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ALL I NEED NOW IS A...

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"ROADIE".

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NOW, WHERE IN NEPTUNE'S NET
AM I EVER GONNA FIND A...

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[clatter]

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- SOMEBODY LEFT THIS THING

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LAYING AROUND
THE PARKING LOT.

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- ROADIE... CHECK.

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[heavy metal music playing]

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HERE WE ARE, BOYS...
OUR FIRST GIG.

159
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ALL THOSE PEOPLE
ARE LINED UP

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TO SEE YOU.

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- SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD
OF HOOEY.

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- ALL RIGHT, ROADIE.
START UNLOADING THE HOOEY.

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- UH, MR. KRABS,
WHERE DO I PUT THIS?

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- ANYWHERE'S FINE.
- THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?

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- HEY, LOOK,
IT'S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

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[crowd cheering and shouting]

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- HI, GUYS!

168
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- WELL, WELL, WELL.

169
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IF IT ISN'T THAT GUY
WHO STOLE MY BAND.

170
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I HOPE YOU AREN'T HERE
TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO,

171
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BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND,
I'LL BE READY FOR YA.

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- WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING,
COLONEL CARPER.

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BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I
ARE ON A WORLD TOUR,

174
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AND TONIGHT, WE'RE OPENING
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.

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- [laughing]

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- [chuckles] YEAH, WHA...

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UH, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

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- YOU ARE!

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AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

180
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WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON
A MUSICAL TOUR.

181
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- WE HAVE A TOUR BUS,
SOUND EQUIPMENT,

182
00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,510
A ROADIE...

183
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- YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS?

184
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YOU CALL THIS
SOUND EQUIPMENT?

185
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THAT'S NOT A ROADIE.
THESE ARE ROADIES.

186
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- [screams]

187
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- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

188
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I'LL LET YOU OPEN
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH

189
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ON ONE CONDITION:

190
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MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE
YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT

191
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AND HAVE IT BLOW UP
DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK.

192
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- WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST ME?

193
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- OH, THAT'LL BE FREE.

194
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- DEAL.

195
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OKAY, MR. SQUIDWARD.
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

196
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[jazzy clarinet music]

197
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[boom]

198
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DOGGONE IT.

199
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- [cackling]

200
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NOW YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY SOUND EQUIPMENT,

201
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UNLIKE ME, WHO HAS
THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SPEAKERS

202
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YOU SEE RIGHT BEHIND ME.

203
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[cackles]

204
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NOW YOUR WHOLE TOUR
IS RUINED!

205
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[laughing]

206
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SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T...
I CAN'T TAKE IT.

207
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IT'S TOO MUCH.

208
00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,436
[giggling]

209
00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:04,352
- IT SURE WAS NICE
OF THAT COLONEL CARPER GUY

210
00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,833
TO LET US BORROW HIS ENTIRE WALL
OF SOUND EQUIPMENT,

211
00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,095
WASN'T IT, MR. KRABS?

212
00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:10,967
- WELL, HERE WE ARE...
OUR NEXT GIG.

213
00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,709
- WE'RE PERFORMING
AT A SUPERMARKET?

214
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DRIVER, TURN THIS BUS AROUND.

215
00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,583
THE TOUR IS CANCELLED.

216
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HEAD STRAIGHT BACK
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

217
00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:22,718
- SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT THAT
IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

218
00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,850
- WHAT?

219
00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,373
- BECAUSE IT'S NOT THERE
ANYMORE.

220
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- THE KRUSTY KRAB'S
NOT THERE ANYMORE?

221
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:27,984
WHERE'D IT GO?

222
00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,420
- I PAWNED IT
TO RAISE THE CASH

223
00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,161
FOR THE CONCERT TOUR.

224
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- YOU DID WHAT?!

225
00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:34,295
- YEAH, HARD TO BELIEVE,
I KNOW.

226
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ME HEART ACHES WHEN I THINK
OF ME OLD GIRL,

227
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COLD AND LONELY,

228
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JUST SITTING IN THE FRONT WINDOW
OF THAT DIRTY PAWN SHOP,

229
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AT THE MERCY
OF ANY RANDOM JOE

230
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WHO JUST HAPPENS BY.

231
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- [whistling happily]

232
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[gasps]

233
00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,047
HOPPIN' HAMBURGER STANDS!

234
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I GOTTA GO HOME
AND GET MY WALLET.

235
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- IT'S NOT EVEN
MY RESTAURANT,

236
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AND SOMEHOW I REGRET
THAT DECISION.

237
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- HEY, NOW,
QUIT YOUR WORRYING BACK THERE.

238
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WITH THE SUCCESS
WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE,

239
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WE'LL BE ABLE TO BUY
TEN KRUSTY KRABS.

240
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,019
- A-ONE, AND A-TWO,

241
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,673
AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

242
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,980
[cheerful tune]

243
00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,025
[cash register ringing]

244
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:12,289
♪

245
00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,769
[nuts rattling]

246
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:17,294
♪

247
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,340
[cans clanking]

248
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,821
[carts clattering]

249
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:29,698
♪

250
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,614
[chips scraping rhythmically]

251
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,840
[chips crunching rhythmically]

252
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,668
[corn popping]

253
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:46,193
[bread making accordion sounds]

254
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,935
[pretzel whistling]

255
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,472
[song ends,
pretzel whistling continues]

256
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:10,739
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

257
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,654
OH, COME ON!
NOTHING?

258
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,700
- WHAT A HAPPY CELEBRATION.

259
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,311
- I MOST CERTAINLY AGREE.

260
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,921
- WHY, THANK YOU,

261
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,662
MR. SUPERMARKET MANAGER.

262
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,881
- HERE YOU GO.

263
00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,273
- WHAT'S THIS?
OUR PAYCHECK?

264
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:26,625
- NO, IT'S A BILL.
- WHAT?

265
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,627
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

266
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,846
WE'RE PERFORMING
AT A RETIREMENT HOME?

267
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,718
- OH, DON'T WORRY,
SQUIDWARD.

268
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,763
THESE GEEZERS REALLY KNOW
HOW TO PARTY.

269
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,592
- OH, YEAH, THEY'VE GOT
ONE FOOT IN THE RAVE.

270
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,333
HA. HA, HA.

271
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,464
REAPER JOKES.

272
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,076
[wheels squeaking]

273
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,047
TWO, THREE, FOUR, AN...

274
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:01,572
[squeaking continues]

275
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,836
TWO, THREE, FOUR.

276
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,141
[cheerful tune]

277
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,056
- TOO LOUD!

278
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,711
YOU'RE PLAYING TOO LOUD!

279
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,452
- SORRY, SIR.

280
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,759
- [quietly]
OKAY, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

281
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,892
[soft cheerful tune]

282
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,112
- TOO LOUD!
STILL TOO LOUD!

283
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,635
[very soft]

284
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:23,552
STILL TOO LOUD!

285
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:31,777
TOO LOUD!

286
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:36,303
IT'S TOO LOUD!

287
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,566
TOO LOUD!

288
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,656
- SUPERMARKET OPENINGS,
RETIREMENT HOMES...

289
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,528
WHAT'S NEXT,
A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

290
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:47,531
[light carousel music]

291
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,837
♪

292
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,884
[kids shouting and laughing]

293
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,016
THIS IS OUR WORST GIG YET.

294
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,583
CHILDREN'S PARTIES!

295
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:59,282
WELL, IF THIS IS THE WAY
THIS TOUR IS BEING ORGANIZED,

296
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,544
THEN I WOULD LIKE T...

297
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,809
[poink]
YEEOOOOOW!

298
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,551
I AM NOT A DONKEY FISH!

299
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,469
- MR. KRABS,
HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT

300
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,123
TO THE NEXT TOWN?

301
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,778
- UH, NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER,
SQUIDWARD.

302
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,825
OH, IN FACT,
WE'RE JUST ENTERING IT NOW.

303
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,348
[tires screech]

304
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,611
- WELL, IF THIS CONCERT
IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE

305
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,047
AS THE OTHER ONES,

306
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:28,137
THEN IT'S GOING TO BE
MY LAST.

307
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,269
WHAT THE...

308
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,271
ELECTRONICS OUTHOUSE?

309
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,272
GOOD-BYE.

310
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,625
- THIS AIN'T
OUR NEXT CONCERT.

311
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,496
- WELL, THEN, WHERE IS IT?

312
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,890
- IT'S, UH, UH, UM...

313
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:46,939
[crowd chattering]

314
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,159
WELL, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE,
OBVIOUSLY.

315
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,206
[tires screech]

316
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,642
I'LL JUST LEAVE
THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT HERE

317
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,339
TO GET SET UP.

318
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,472
I GOT SOME IMPORTANT
TOUR MANAGER BUSINESS

319
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,473
TO ATTEND TO, YOU KNOW.

320
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,301
- HOLD IT.

321
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,565
THIS BETTER NOT BE
ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, MR. KRABS.

322
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,788
[tires screech]

323
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,226
- [whistling cheerfully]

324
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,623
[heavy metal music playing]

325
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,234
- HEY, LOOK, MAN.

326
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:24,759
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH,
NEXT TURN."

327
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,893
- WHOA.
IT'S LIKE A SIGN FROM...

328
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,810
A SIGN, MAN.

329
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,856
WOW.

330
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,598
WE HAVE REALLY MOVED DOWN
IN THE WORLD.

331
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,948
[cheers and applause]

332
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,428
[ukulele string tuning]

333
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,125
- ISN'T THIS THE MOST
EXCITING EXPERIENCE

334
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,866
OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE,
SQUIDWARD?

335
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,738
- YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D GET TO PERFORM

336
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,697
FOR SO MANY FANS.

337
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,917
- OH? ARE THERE PEOPLE
SHOWING UP?

338
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,876
- ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?

339
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,270
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

340
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,446
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

341
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:03,145
- AH, JUST SOAK THAT IN,
SQUIDDY, OLD BOY.

342
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,886
IT'S PRETTY INVIGORATING,
ISN'T IT?

343
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,496
WAIT A MINUTE.

344
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,804
WHY ARE THEY CHANTING,
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH"?

345
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,893
- NO, CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM,
SQUIDWARD?

346
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,939
THEY'RE SAYING,
"SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB,

347
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,505
SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB!"

348
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:16,811
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

349
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,030
- SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB.

350
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,640
[crowd stops chanting]
SQUID-WARD AND...

351
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,555
[reverb]

352
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,687
- THAT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.

353
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,429
[all booing]

354
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,518
- WAIT, I KNOW
WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR.

355
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,521
[cheerful tune]

356
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,610
♪

357
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,916
WELL?

358
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,918
- CHASE 'EM OFF STAGE!

359
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,181
[crowd roars]
- UH-OH.

360
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,140
[crowd growling and shouting]

361
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:48,234
[heavy metal music]
- ♪ OHHH

362
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,713
- 'SCUSE ME,
COULD ONE OF YOU

363
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,237
SHOW ME HOW TO USE
THIS MULTI-METER?

364
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,456
- UH, HE PROBABLY CAN.

365
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:58,505
- THANKS.

366
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,550
- MR. KRABS!

367
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,074
- DO I KNOW YOU?

368
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,380
- COLONEL CARPER!

369
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,904
- WERE WE IN THE NAVY
TOGETHER?

370
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,949
- NO, WE WERE NOT.

371
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,168
- WHEW. THAT'S GOOD,
'CAUSE FOR A SECOND THERE,

372
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,386
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE...

373
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,823
- YOUR SHENANIGANS,
SIR,

374
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,869
ARE AT AN END!

375
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,827
OH, YES!

376
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,918
AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING
A FRIENDLY LITTLE PHONE CALL

377
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,615
FROM MY ATTORNEY,

378
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:25,011
BECAUSE I AM SUING YOU
FOR EVERY LAST DIME.

379
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,622
- WAIT A MINUTE!

380
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,666
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING

381
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,016
WITH YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT?

382
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:31,843
- HEY, THANKS AGAIN, FELLAS.

383
00:15:31,844 --> 00:15:33,453
HUH. NICE GUYS LIKE THEM

384
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,021
DON'T COME AROUND
MUCH THESE DAYS.

385
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:40,503
THEY EVEN REDECORATED
THE TOUR BUSMOBILE FOR US.

386
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,548
- MR. KRABS!

387
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,984
- HOW'D THE SHOW GO, BOY?

388
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,551
- OH, THE CROWD
WENT WILD, SIR.

389
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,945
- IN FACT,
THEY'RE STILL GOING WILD.

390
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,685
[crowd growling and shouting]

391
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,427
- QUICK, ON THE BUS!

392
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,994
[footsteps thunder]

393
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,476
- WELL, THAT WASN'T
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

394
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,391
OH, NO, WAIT.
IT WAS.

395
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,045
- [sniffling]

396
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,830
NOW I'LL NEVER GET
ME OLD KRUSTY KRAB

397
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,874
OUT OF HOCK.

398
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,138
[sobbing]

399
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,226
- MR. KRABS!

400
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,444
[tires screeching]

401
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,795
[all screaming]

402
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,711
[crash]

403
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,629
- GOOD NEWS, BOYS.

404
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,764
WE ONLY SUSTAINED
A FLAT TIRE.

405
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:24,895
PATRICK, GO GET
THE SPARE, LAD.

406
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,767
- UH... OH.

407
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,290
YEAH, I CAN'T.

408
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,813
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU CAN'T?

409
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:30,989
- WELL, UH...
- NO, NO, WAIT.

410
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,120
LET ME GUESS.

411
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,514
YOU ATE THE SPARE TIRE.

412
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,777
- WOW.
YOU'RE GOOD AT GUESSING.

413
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,735
- PATRICK, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST ASK ME?

414
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,868
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BRING
SOME TINY SNACK-SIZE TIRES

415
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,652
FOR IN BETWEEN MEALS.

416
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,481
YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF HUNGRY
NOW, ACTUALLY.

417
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,179
MM. SQUIDWARD?

418
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,702
[gulp]
THEY'RE FAT-FREE.

419
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,444
- MR. KRABS, I'D LIKE SOME MONEY
FOR CAB FARE.

420
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,054
- BUT, MR. SQUIDWARD...
- BUT NOTHING.

421
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,316
I'M GOING HOME.

422
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,144
NOW PUT SOME CASH
IN MY HAND SO I...

423
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,232
- [wailing]

424
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,148
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY LEFT!

425
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,063
NOT EVEN A NICKEL!

426
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,239
IT'S ALL GONE!

427
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,199
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GONE!

428
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200
- FORGET IT.

429
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,462
I'LL JUST WALK.

430
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,637
- [sobbing]
- WAIT, SQUIDWARD.

431
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:11,638
SQUIDWARD!

432
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,205
YOU CAN'T GO. PLEASE.

433
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,380
DON'T YOU SEE?

434
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,251
THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS US
MORE THAN EVER.

435
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,471
- I COULD CARE LESS
WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS.

436
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,603
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.

437
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,649
OW. OW.

438
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,737
OWWWW!

439
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,043
OW.

440
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,392
- SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?

441
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,611
- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

442
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,311
AGH! OOF! DAAAAH!

443
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,794
- SQUIDWARD...
- DON'T.

444
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,845
[sad tune]

445
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,368
- ♪ SQUIDWARD

446
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,067
♪ YOU MUST LOOK INWARD

447
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,808
♪ AND THEN I'M SURE
THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪

448
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:56,074
♪ WHAT AN AWESOME BAND
WE STILL COULD BE ♪

449
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,901
♪ PLEASE, OH, PLEASE

450
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,816
♪ DON'T QUIT ON US NOW ♪

451
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,731
♪ I CANNOT ALLOW THIS
TO BE OUR LAST BOW ♪

452
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,385
♪ NOW NOW NOW,
NO NO NO ♪

453
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,821
♪ NAY NAY NAY,
NA NA NA ♪

454
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,215
♪ NE-NE-NEVER GIVE UP

455
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,522
♪ DON'T EVER GIVE UP ♪

456
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,177
♪ WE CAN'T LET MR. KRABS
GO BANKRUPT ♪

457
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,743
♪ WE MUST KEEP BUSY

458
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:18,139
♪ NEVER GIVING U-UUUP

459
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,402
- ♪ HOW DID I NOT SEE
THIS PLAN ♪

460
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:23,057
♪ WAS A FAILURE
FROM THE START? ♪

461
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,233
♪ BEING AROUND SPONGEBOB

462
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,714
♪ IS BAD FOR MY HEART

463
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:31,239
♪ AND THAT'S NOT EVEN
THE WORST PART ♪

464
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,112
♪ SUPERMARKETS,
RETIREMENT HOMES ♪

465
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,636
♪ BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR KIDS

466
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,987
♪ MY CAREER IN MUSIC
REALLY FEELS ♪

467
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,859
♪ LIKE IT HAS HIT
THE SKIDS ♪

468
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,034
♪ I GIVE UP

469
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:44,819
♪ THERE IS NO POINT

470
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,472
♪ I GIVE UP

471
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,952
♪ MR. KRABS WILL HAVE TO GO
BANKRUPT ♪

472
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,040
♪ WHILE I'M BUSY ♪

473
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,782
♪ BITTERLY GIVING UP

474
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,436
- ♪ DON'T YOU SEE? ♪

475
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,612
♪ MR. KRABS
NEEDS US TERRIBLY ♪

476
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,311
♪ WE'VE GOT IT IN US
TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS ♪

477
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:04,316
♪ YOU AND I CAN'T SETTLE
FOR LESS ♪

478
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,665
♪ I

479
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,581
♪ PROMISED MYSELF
NOT TO SHED THIS TEAR ♪

480
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,713
- ♪ IT'S GETTING
REALLY COLD OUT HERE ♪

481
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,238
♪ AND I'M 400 MILES
FROM HOME ♪

482
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,282
♪ IT WOULD APPEAR

483
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,979
♪ AND MY FEET ARE HURTING

484
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,329
♪ OH DEAR, I FEAR

485
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:22,334
♪ THIS TENTACLEITIS
IS PRETTY SEVERE ♪

486
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,771
- ♪ WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

487
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,077
- ♪ I SHOULD PROBABLY
GIVE UP ♪

488
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,732
♪ ON THIS GIVING UP TODAY

489
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,865
♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I TURN AROUND AND PLAY ♪

490
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:36,174
- ♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I STAND UP AND PLAY ♪

491
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,697
both:
♪ TAKE A DEEP BREATH

492
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,916
♪ IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY

493
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,004
[taking deep breaths]

494
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,832
♪ 'CAUSE WITH MY INSTRUMENT ♪

495
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:46,445
♪ IS HOW I SAY

496
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,448
[inspiring tune]

497
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:57,283
♪

498
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,817
[fireworks explode]

499
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:14,777
- WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF GOOD.

500
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,998
[crowd cheering]

501
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,129
- AMAZING!

502
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,914
- FANTASTIC!

503
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,742
- UNBELIEVABLE!

504
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,570
THEY'VE ACTUALLY GATHERED
A CROWD.

505
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,745
TO THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE
CAME OUT

506
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,703
TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT

507
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:31,229
TO SEE SQUIDWARD
AND SPONGEBOB.

508
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,232
- OR THEY CAME TO SEE
THE METEOR SHOWER

509
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,104
THAT PASSES
THROUGH THE AURORA BOREALIS,

510
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,324
GENERATING A STUNNING,
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LIGHT SHOW.

511
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,543
All: OOH.

512
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:45,155
AHH.

513
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,550
- THANK YOU.
COME AGAIN, PLEASE.

514
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,770
[cha-ching]

515
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,772
[chuckles]

516
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,817
- LOOK, HERE COMES MR. KRABS.

517
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,819
SQUIDWARD AND I JUST PERFORMED
FOR A CROWD

518
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,212
OF ADORING FANS.

519
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,779
- THAT'S NICE.

520
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,608
I JUST MADE MORE MONEY
THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.

521
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,000
[laughs]

522
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,263
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY COULD HELP YOU

523
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,264
FIGURE IT OUT.

524
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,005
- WHO?

525
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:12,835
"'GET PAID BACK FROM MR. KRABS'
LINE STARTS HERE."

526
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,272
[sniffles]

527
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,273
[gulp]

528
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,149
- WELL, WELL, WELL.

529
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:25,021
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS
THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU,

530
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,894
BOTH LITERALLY
AND FIGURATIVELY.

531
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,591
[laughs]

532
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,984
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU
MONEY FOR?

533
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,377
- WELL, LET'S SEE.

534
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,422
HOW ABOUT DAMAGED
SOUND EQUIPMENT,

535
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,773
LOST REVENUE,
AND JUST BECAUSE?

536
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,471
- I DON'T OWE YOU A NICKEL.

537
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:42,561
- NO, YOU OWE ME
A MILLION NICKELS.

538
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,128
ROADIES, IT'S COLLECTIN' TIME!

539
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,565
- COLLECTING TI...?

540
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,784
- [laughing maniacally]

541
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,046
YEAH!

542
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:52,005
[laughs]

543
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,313
OKAY, BOYS,
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

544
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,666
- [sobbing]

545
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,972
WELL, KRUSTY KRAB,
I GUESS...[sniffles]

546
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,366
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

547
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,890
[groaning]
OH, WHY?

548
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,457
WHY?

549
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,937
- DON'T CRY, MR. KRABS.

550
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,460
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY

551
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,854
FROM GARY'S COLLEGE FUND
IF IT'LL...

552
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:17,030
HELP.

553
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,771
- [groaning]

554
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,599
[crash]

555
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,122
WELL, SPONGEBOB,

556
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,211
YOU READY TO GET BACK
TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST?

557
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,300
- I'M READY!

558
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,736
- THAT'S ME BOY.

559
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,695
- HELLO, SIR.

560
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,784
I'D LIKE TO PURCHASE
THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTAURANT

561
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,263
YOU HAVE IN YOUR W-W...

562
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,482
WHERE IS IT?

563
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:35,744
- OH, SORRY, SIR.

564
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,964
I JUST SOLD IT
A MINUTE AGO.

565
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,228
BUT WE DO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY
USED TACO STAND FOR SALE.